Medžioklė

2010-08-30 | 00:44 | Citatos ir dialogai
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– Smagiai pašaudėm. Turiu negyvą antį ir šerno dalių. Pats pešiau, ble, tą lavoną. Bet galvojau apie klientus, tai lengva buvo.
– PETA tave pagaus.
– Tegul ateina protestuojančios bobos nuogais papais po langais – gal apsigalvosiu.

Sriubos diva

2010-08-29 | 16:08 | Citatos ir dialogai
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– Soup is the best food. You can have it for breakfast, lunch…

– Yeah, and it’s especially good when you’re a crack head.

– Right. Same with yogurt… Ummm, but no. You can’t have yogurt for a romantic dinner.

– Ha ha ha! Romantic dinner? Have we lost you?

Dienos citata

2010-07-05 | 20:07 | Citatos ir dialogai
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“Na, ji man sakė, kad faina pas jį bute. Viskas pagal Feng shui.”

Dienos citata

2010-04-21 | 04:14 | Citatos ir dialogai
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“If you ask a Russian lady even an innocent question, like if she thinks sex is important in a marriage, she will feel awkward… But, nevertheless, will still agree to that threesome with you and the guy in the clown costume, and won’t ever question the fact you’re turned on by a corn cob in the ass.”

“Married women in Lithuania are the EASIEST.”

2010-03-29 | 04:50 | Citatos ir dialogai, Gyvenimo tiesa
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– Is it easy to take a married woman home?
– Jesus Christ… Are you kidding? Married women in Lithuania are the EASIEST. Lithuanian men are fucking losers… and when they marry a woman, they think they don’t have to do ANYTHING anymore. That they already bought the cow…. So, these women are so neglected.

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2009-11-15 | 02:47 | Citatos ir dialogai
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Vorus reikia ŽUDYT, taip?

2009-10-23 | 02:24 | Citatos ir dialogai
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– I just think it is a bad idea to fuck with something that can have a hundred babies. Kill one spider and you’ve got a hundred pissed off little guys out for revenge.
– But I’m so scared of them…
– You think they’re not scared of you? I mean… How would you react to a giant blonde thing, which is 2000 times bigger than you?
– Then why are they coming if they’re so scared?
– The same reason why men come after giant blonde things – they’re hungry and not so smart.

Dienos citata. Never fall in love, loser.

2009-10-06 | 02:42 | Citatos ir dialogai
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Šiandien daviau draugei patarimą ir mano didžiulei nuostabai, tuos beverčius žodžius ji įvardijo kaip GOLDEN WORDS. Būtent dėl šios priežasties savo pačios neišmintingą citatą postinu kaip DIENOS CITATĄ:

“In this game, the one who falls in love is a loser. But you can remain a winner if another player doesn’t find out.” (© UFB)

Tiesą sakant, pati nežinau, kiek tuose mano žodžiuose yra tiesos. Bet turiu pripažinti, jog žmonės yra kažkiek tūpi, ko pasekoje, sužinoję, kad kažkas juos yra įsimylėjęs arba pajutę kažkieno padidėjusį dėmesį, jie yra linkę atsitraukti (taip buvo pvz., mano ir Dauno atveju.). Atsitraukdami jie paprastai žingsniuoja per gatvę kur nors į kairę pusę, raudonai šviesai degant. Tada, žinoma, įvyksta “nelamingas atsitikimas”. Tuo pačiu metu, kitame miesto gale, “įsimylėjelis” gydosi nervus ligoninėje – “Išėjo pirkti cigarečių. Dingo be žinios.” The long story short – viskas pasibaigia ištrintais “Skaipo” kontaktais. Vienintelis dalykas šioje situacijoje man neduoda ramybės. O kas, jei abu įsimylėję, bet TYLI IKI GRABO LENTOS?

Kitame gyvenime, brangučiai, kitame gyvenime…

Vienas iš tų pokalbių, kurių reiktų neviešinti… Na, bet aš juk negaliu susivaldyti!

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– I want that idiot to buy me shoes. This is my little aim.
– Which one is the idiot? Cause neither of them did sound particularly smart.
– The one I like.
– When in doubt…. Anal = new shoes. It is like some universal law.
– But I want him to buy me those stupid shoes WITHOUT ME DOING A THING. Cause using some stupid laws… Well, that simply doesn’t make me a winner.
– You are trying to cheat gravity.

Šiandien esu dosni – dar vienas dialogas

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<…>
– You don’t like to be a bit of a slut?
– I do, but definitely not in this case.
– Why not?
– Well, I just don’t want to be seen as a slut.
– I actually see you as an intelligent and sexy woman, but… I can tell you… I’d fuck you like you didn’t even know how to tie your shoes. And well enough… That if you did know how, you’d suddenly forget.
– You wish. Anyway, earlier you told me you don’t fuck blondes…
– Is all of your hair blonde?
– LOL. Good answer, though.
– Well, it is relevant.

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