“They are called the Virgins, but that doesn’t mean they act like one.”

Evelina — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:36:24 +0000

Šeštadienio vakaras, Ispanija, šilta, o Evelina sėdi namie… Ir netgi mokėsi valandžiukę kokią šian, o dabar… SKAITO HOROSKOPUS. Nesvarbu, kad netikiu jais, kaip ir visi INTELIGENTAI. Vis tiek įdomu. Ir man dėl tokio vakaro praleidimo širdies visai neskauda, nes vakar buvo linksma, o rytoj (jei niekas nepasikeis) laukia SPA ir iškyla. Oro temperatūra – iki 28 °C. Ačiū tau, Viešptaie, kad pagaliau man leisi panaudoti savo maudymuką. Nes žiauriai graužė sąžinę, kad jį paėmiau, kai bagaže ir taip nėra vietos. Grįžtant prie horoskopų ir Mergelių…

“They do not have a desire to be in the spotlight. However, they can be very successful at promoting those who are.”

Taigi čia – visiška tiesa!!! Dar minima, kad Mergelės yra overcritical. Tai reiškia, kad ir toliau galiu ant visų varyti, nes kalta juk mano gimimo data, o ne aš.

“Virgos love material possessions and find it hard to accept anything that is not of the very best quality available.”

He he.

“Virgo is particular, practical and realistic rather than romantic. Virgos are slow-burning fuses in the art of lovemaking.”

LOL.

“They are unwilling to discuss their innermost feelings with anyone save a very trusted confidante or lover.”

True.

“Virgos are well-suited to be chemists, doctors, investigators, nutritionists, veterinarians, managers and entrepreneurs.”

Na o va čia tai jau yra didžiausias possible bullshit ever. Užtat radau dar GERIAUSIĄ Mergelės aprašymą:

Virgos are the Sexiest Sign in all The Zodiac. It is the only Zodiac sign represented by a female. The Virgin. They are called the Virgins, but that doesn’t mean they act like one. Virgos are actually quite sexual and love to please their partner over and over but they are not sluts, they would only do this when they are in a committed long-term relationship. They are a mutable earth sign (which means they adapt to change easily). Virgos tend to be organized, intelligent and helpful. Not all Virgos are like that (i’m Virgo and i’m messy and unorganized). There are many more factors that determine your personality besides your sun sign such as rising sign, moon sign, etc.

TIESA? Na ir pabaigai – dar vienas senas geras tėvelio patarimas:

“Visada jam pabrėžk, kad jis yra tik elgeta su geru bb ir sėkmingu horoskopu šiuo sunkiu karaliams metu.”

Maistas Ausims » Urban Dictionary

“They are called the Virgins, but that doesn’t mean they act like one.”