Russian women and sex

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Radau gerą blog’ą APIE MOTERIS RUSES (darau šiokį tokį reasearch apie jas, tai išsigūglino). Tačiau pažįstamas iš Maskvos teigia, jog jame rašomas visiškas bullshit. Bet aš ėmiau skaityti ir netgi pagalvojau – VAJE, DAUG KAS TINKA IR MAN. Nors manyje to rusizmo ir nėra labai daug. Cituoju straipsnį:matryoshka_doll_russia8

And one more remark. Should you make up your mind to give your Russian lover a pretty erotic present, a vibrator for example, before you go on a long trip, be ready to face surprise at the best or even resentment: she will think you do not trust her and mock her bet feelings. A Russian woman accepts only natural sexual tools. You risk facing the same failure to understand, and resentment, if you propose her to participate in an orgy, to invite one more partner to have sex among the three or anything like that, which a Russian woman considers a perversion.

So me. Šioje srityje esu labai padori ir nekenčiu visokių nesamonių. Seni blog’o skaitytotai turėtų atsiminti mano “tik tarp baltų sienų” teoriją, propaguojančią sterilumą, higieną, dušą prieš seksą tam tikrais atvejais (šitoje vietoje gal jau nutilsiu, nes po to gali atsirasti sunkumų GYVENIME) ir panašiai. Mano nuomonė apie pornūchas irgi seniai visiems aiški. Žodžiu, darykit Jūs, ką tik norit, bet man taip daryti – ne lygis (nesakau, kad taip bus amžinai – šito nežinau). Anyway, pasak mano pažįstamo, rusės visai ne tokios, kaip rašo aname blog’e:

“If you ask a Russian lady even an innocent question, like if she thinks sex is important in a marriage, she will feel awkward.” This is absolute bullshit. “If you ask a Russian lady even an innocent question, like if she thinks sex is important in a marriage, she will feel awkward… but, nevertheless, will still agree to that threesome with you and the guy in the clown costume, and won’t ever question the fact you’re turned on by a corn cob in the ass.” That is absolute reality. And Lithuania women are only slightly different, as they tend to prefer augurkai to corn. Just because a woman is cold, doesn’t mean she won’t fuck you within 10 minutes of meeting you. It just means she’s going to pretend she doesn’t want it, doesn’t like it, and lay there like a fucking starfish. Nevertheless, a Lithuanian girl will fuck you faster than it takes a Lithuanian waitress to actually bring you a Goddamned menu.

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